Friday, February 13, 2009

things i hate about Italy

1. All men no matter what nationality, because they are in Italy, think it is okay to whoot and holler at women as if they are objects...quite annoying!!

2. Italian women, the younger ones, tend to be bitches with their heads up their own asses. Since they are used to Italian men cat calling them all the damn time they think they are the best brand of women on earth. Get over yourself Italian women!

3. When it rains, people with umbrellas refuse to move from under the awnings on the sidewalks, why i do not know; you already have a damn umbrella! So thus they force you to walk in the rain on the street dodging cars. It is like a big FUCK you American for not carrying an umbrella, which i often retort out load at Italians when they do this to me, which is often, "at least I’m not a bitch"

4. Florence is an expensive tourist trap.

5. Everyone walks INCREIBLY slow, and they don’t walk, they swalk. It is the sway plus the walk, so they swalk slowly so you cannot go around them unless you walk in the street.

6. Nothing works here, and to fix anything takes literally weeks!

7. Technology is literally 3rd world. I am not joking when I say that. It is a huge problem.

8. When you speak Italian to people they speak English back to you. At least the French make you work for it.

9. Because Florence is a tourist city everyone has an angle, hard to find honest people.

10. Always get the damn runaround for everything. It is impossible to find out basic information on the most basic of things. Italy has set up layers of bureaucracy for everything. that is what i love about the states, there is little bullshit, we just give it to ya straight!

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